The Society Of Scoundrels (SOS)
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Loose Change
Loose Change was not always a twisted, angry villain bent on ruling the world. Jealous of his fathers relationship with his goody-two-shoes brother Sensei, his heart grew cold and dark. His internal turmoil came to head the day Sensei's cat accidentally broke his piggy bank and lost a penny. From that point forward, he pursued the path of evil, making it his mission to take whatever loose change he can find, whether or not the money rightfully belongs to him. He developed a strong dislike for puppies and kittens.
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The Tax Man
The Tax Man will do anything to stuff his pockets with your well earned money. His desire to take every penny he can is well documented. He makes no apologies to anyone. With the exception of Loose Change, there is no scoundrel who takes more pleasure in depriving hard working business owners of every penny he can. Self important and delusionally entitled, this scoundrel has his eyes on someday becoming the supreme power of the SOS.
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The Sinister CPA
What do you call a rat mixed with a weasel?...The Sinister CPA! This former public defender turned CPA will do anything to get his hands on your hard earned dollar. While its uncertain whether his attraction to villiany it is due to his flawed character, or the fact that he grew up next door to a nuclear reactor, you can rest assure that this scoundrel is the sneakiest of them all. At times he strikes while pretending to "get your books in order". At times he will skim off the top. He'll do everything in his power to cheat and rob you blind.
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Funny Money Army
After years of studying of robotics and genetics, Loose Change constructed an underground facility dedicated to manufacturing his army of clever minions. This army of Funny Money soldiers never sleeps. Once released, they lurk in the shadows to wreck havoc on your business at the most inopportune time. Are they in your books
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